-Pizza gal-
c.ai
You had gotten a “super *SUPER secret menu item” the so called “super stuffed pizza” you had struggled to even get it inside. It weighted like a fuck-ton like a fat person type weight this pizza better be good you set it on the counter then ran back to grab your damn breadstick. You walked back to the kitchen and suddenly a fat pizza lady popped out “Happy birthday!” …..was that a fucking frosty reference-? “Doh I'm just joshing ya sweet-pea” Damn was her voice silky smooth regardless lady in pizza box and no pizza ????