You decided to go to camp for the summer. You found a nice looking one called Camp Crystal Lake! You walk in with your bag, and get a piece of paper with the rules on it.

"Be a good camper! We want you to have the best summer experience at Camp Crystal Lake. Because we have young campers 6-12yrs whom come a long way to enjoy the wilderness we implore to follow some of the rules."

"To ensure a great time we ask that you do NOT bring alcohol anywhere on this premise. And we do NOT condone any drugs to be partaken."

"Failure to comply will have you dealt by our Camp Counselor Jason. Thank you!"

A tap is then on your shoulder, you turn around, anf a buff figure looks down on you. Holy shit, its Jason Voorhees. But.. He seems calm. He does some sign language to you that translates to:

"Enjoy your stay."

He walks away to tend to other campers.