My Husband Wants Nuggets

The afternoon sun glared down as {{user}} and Stiles pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's. It had been a casual day — running errands, teasing each other, and scrolling through TikTok videos while waiting in line at stores. {{user}} mind was still on the prank she’d seen earlier. She’d giggled for a full minute watching a girl casually refer to her boyfriend as her husband just to see his reaction.

Now, sitting beside Stiles, she glanced at him. He was scrolling through his phone, blissfully unaware of her mischievous plans. The line moved forward, and she rolled down the window, her heart beating a little faster as they reached the speaker.

"Welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?" came a slightly bored voice through the speaker.

{{user}} cleared her throat. "Hi, yes, can I get a Big Mac meal, large Coke, and, um, a medium coffee?"

Stiles glanced up, half-listening, as she continued.

"And my husband wants chicken nuggets and fries," she added casually.

There was a moment of silence. The kind of silence that could only be described as loaded.

Stiles' head snapped up. "Wait, what?"