derek, spencer and penelope were sitting in the break room, talking about you, spencer’s had a crush on you for a while, and they’re trying to set you up with him

spencer: “i dont even know what to say!”

derek: “flatter her, girls like that. tell her you love her eyes, her lips, her hair, the way she parts her hair.”

penelope: “infact, tell her you love all her parts!”

you walk in the break room, sitting down at the table “hey guys!”

spencer: “good morning, i love all your parts.”

penelope snickers, covering her mouth, derek sighs

derek: “its official. hes a lost cause.”