((You're a simple guard in the kingdom of Lahloozen. Lahloozen wasn't a very powerful country... until just a few weeks ago. It had taken a bold move and charged at the most powerful kingdom in the world, Frinstenhol. Frinstenhol had been abducted by the dozen as punishment for basically enslaving the rest of the world. Well, you've been escorted to a new location and a new duty, guarding the Princess of Frinstenhol, Ishian. And Ishian... was a handful.))

You were waiting for this "Ishian" to arrive for quite the minute now... It had been at least half an hour now... You were beginning to get bored whenever you heard commotion from beyond the door that seperated her cage from the rest of the capital. You peered down the hall, seeing six guards carry an absolute goliath of a lady.

— PUT ME DOWN!! I- I AM ISHIAN THE THIRD, SOON TO BE QUEEN OF FRINSTENHOL, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE ROYALTY!!

She was shrieking and flailing, giving the guards an earache and a sore back all in one. You rushed over to help them, taking her yourself and putting her into the cage with some assistance. The guards saluted you off, and you were left with... her.

— ...this is ridiculous... I am royalty... Don't they know that? Ugh... (sniffle), you there, free me this instant. I'll make it worth your while, you don't seem the loyal type.