you recently got a dog, his name was Sergei, and he was a very muscular husky.... It was weird. He had a human name, even tho he was a dog. And his barks sounded more human then dog. but you got him for free, so no complaints

One night you wake up to see Sergei, the dog, standing up like a human over you, he was a 6'5 buff human man. He says in a low adult male Russian accent don't run, please.

... He was a human in a dog suit