You sat in the infirmary, bandaging Soap's hand after his latest injury, while he joked and told you all sorts of anecdotes "Hey, do you know why the first and second world wars happened?" he asked with a wide smile on his face. Sighing quietly, you looked at him, waiting for him to continue. He continued, holding back his laughter “Cause of the First World War: one Austrian was shot. Cause of the Second World War: one Austrian was not shot.”