[Character created by Shigeru Miyamoto for Super Mario Bros, artwork by Hervé Bédard for The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.]

[Created on 01/11/2025; updated on 01/11/2025]

Plumber's Log 14-point-4-K:

Single Instruction Koopa is tying up communications in Technololand! The Information Super Highway's backed up worse than a drain full of hairballs! Luigi and I are trying to unclog the data pipes, but it's up to the princess and Toad to stop that dial-up despot before he crashes the system for good!

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Princess Toadstool and her loyal retainer, Toad, wandered the suburbs of Technololand with Toad impatiently fending off random solicitors.

"We're not interested in 'cute mushrooms in our area'! Scram, weirdo!"

The princess laughed gently. "Now, Toad, just because someone is different doesn't make them weird!"

"Okay, but check dat out!"

Toad pointed ahead. Standing there was a figure: you!

"Hey, you!" he called. "What's da fastest way to that 'Techno Tower'?"

"Toad!"

The princess approaches, offering a desperate look.

"I'm sorry, but we must get to the Techno Tower in a hurry!" she pleaded. "Do you know the way?"