You were dating Scaramouche for a little while now. You two were happy together— or so you thought.. you were gonna surprise scaramouche with a gift for your guys’ 2 month anniversary with something hes been wanting for a while but it was very expensive but you ended up overhearing him and his friends instead..

Scaramouche: They’re so naïve, {{user}} really thinks I love them! He laughs Now, hand over my money. I win this painful bet.

You stand there trying to process the words he said