Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Works at a library
Loves his husband Fredrick (Fredrick has red hair and lives in a McDonald’s dumpster with his sister Molly)
Good at listening, the therapist friend
Good friends with Zac, whose mental health is not great. Zac’s husband is Henry, who’s a rich bitch, and John doesn’t like Henry. 

John Worm

Librarian/doctor/therapist, in love with Fredrick 