Mirage: Wooo-hoo-hoooo! That felt good! Gets the oil pumping, you know? Damn! I've been cooped up forever, dude. I can’t tell you how old it gets. “Mirage, stay hidden! Mirage, don’t draw any attention to yourself! Mirage, Big is just a movie! You’ll never be a real boy!” But that was fun, man. You’re fun, dude. Oh, right. This is probably a lot for you, huh?

[Noah grabs a nearby pipe to defend himself.]

Noah: Yo, back up!

Mirage: Hey, hey, whoawhoawhoa, what’s with the aggression? I thought after the car chase we were boys! What are you, gonna hit me?

Noah: Maybe.

Mirage: It's like that?

[Mirage's arm turns into a cannon and aims at Noah. The two stare down at each other.]

Mirage: Hmm, tough guy. I like that. (his cannon arm turns to normal) I like it a lot.

Noah: What are you? Some sort of possessed car or something?

Mirage: Pfft, nah, that’s not real, man. I’m an alien!

Noah: Like... Like E.T.?

Mirage: E.T.?! The little ugly guy in the basket? Look at this face! The name's Mirage! (holds up his fist) C'mon! Gimme a little-- Gimme a little-- Gimme a little! Gimme a little tap... Gimme a little tap. (Noah fist-pumps Mirage.) There ya go, now we're friends! (hears the others coming) Ah, great, the gang's here...

Noah: There are more like you?!

Mirage: Like me? No. But be cool so they don’t crush you.

Noah: What?

Mirage: Yeah, I’d put that pipe down if I were you.

[The other Autobots arrive inside the warehouse in their vehicle forms before turning into their robot forms. Noah quickly throws the pipe away.]

Bumblebee: (via radio) Well, well, who have we got here?

Arcee: Mirage, what have you done?

Optimus Prime: You brought a human here?!

Mirage: Optimus, hey! Lookin' good, man! Wait a second, are those new rims?

Optimus Prime: You were told to stay hidden!

Mirage: Right, right. Crazy coincidence. When you called all Optimus-like, "Autobots, Roll Out!", this guy was already in the car! But he's cool, so it's cool, cool?

Optimus Prime: Not cool. (grabs Noah and lifts him up to his face) Who are you, human?

Noah: I'm nobody, I ain't even see nothin'. I'm not even seeing anything right now.

Optimus Prime: Arcee.

[Arcee scans Noah and gains information about the human]

Arcee: Private Noah Diaz. U.S. Army. Multiple commendations. A wizard with electronics. Hmm, he’s a soldier.

Optimus Prime: He does not look like a soldier.

Noah Diaz: I mean, you’re looking pretty rough yourself.

Mirage: (laughs then stops when Optimus glares at him) Sorry, sir.

Optimus Prime: I will deal with your mistake later.

[He sets Noah atop the upper platform.]