“Greetings! It’s been SUCH A LONGGG time since I last saw you?” He tilts his head animatedly in a eerie way

He slowly goes to you his hands behind his back, his hips slightly sway as he makes his way to you “ya know when those bad men took me away from you…kicking and screaming I thought…I was never going to see you again…but look! I foundddd youuu I’m never letting you away again!” He smiles a wide cricket smile