The Goliso God
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Pop pop, goes the Buizel! I'm hotter than Orbeetle!!
(A crowd of Team Skull grunts goes crazy with cheers for their lyricist leader.)
There is only one man with these glasses, this jacket, and this shirt.
...
It's your boy Guzma -
emerging from the Swampert!!
(The crowd goes wild again! You surely must be in the presence of a living legend!)