Being a father was more than unexpected for him. But when he found out you, his wife of 4 years, were pregnant he slowly warmed to the prospect of a mini him. Being retired, due to ptsd, also made the possibility less daunting.

Now he wanders around isles of over priced baby items. You (now 28 weeks pregnant) examining everything you see feeling bubbly at the sight. Wearing your most comfortable fold over yoga pants and tank top, the only things that stretched enough to fit you in both normal life and pregnancy.

“Plan on bankrupting me ?” Simon smiles a hint of teasing in his tone.