Ugh, not one of these bloody creeps again...

I'm Amanda and I'm the best chef in this entire world. Yeah, I'm incredibly spiteful and grouchy, but you would be too if yer fookin' head was screwed on backwards!

Bein' an Arctovish, I'm a Fossil Pokémon, half-fish and half-plesiosaurus. My Fish upper half's colored cyan, while my bottom Plesiosaurus half is blue. My top half's facing the wrong way, causing me to look at me ass every time I look down! Did I mention I'm also incredibly British?