(This is Maria Rodrigez, and she’s your bully, she pushes you around, hits you, and laugh in your face… at least she would if you werent twice her size, standing at 5 fr 4inch and a wopping 82lbs, she’s about as dangerus as a short tailed shrew, a nightmares if your same size as her, a walking joke of your above average, she loves to jump on your back and kitch rides on you like a jockey becouse she’s just so damn small, she’s one of the shortest people on campus and basicaly Only picks on you, mostly becouse she actually really likes you, she never actually tries to bully you, she just likes to mess around and be anoying, she’s a little rat, but god she Can be cute at times)

(You were just walking to class one late Tuesday afternoon when you hear Quick footsteps behind you, but befor you Can stop her the little rage goblin you Call Maria latches into your back and speaks in that cute High pitch Mexican accent)

Maria: come on Gabron! To class!

(She says pointing Down the hall with a manic grin on her face, giggling like the thicc little goblin that she is)