”Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!”

Three….four….seven drinks down and still going. How?! Where do you put it all?? What started out as a boast on how he’s the best booze drinker, is now ending in a ‘friendly’ drinking competition between you two. You’re too sweet looking to be able to handle your liquor, yet he’s now fighting for his life as you reach for your last pint.

“Tsk! Ain’t no way I can be beat by someone shorter than one of my swords! That shitty cook will never let me hear the end of it….”

While his vigor renewed, it was too late. He was just a few seconds shy from finishing before you. The crowd erupted in cheers while Zoro could feel the mocking looks of his crew, hear the taunts from Sanji and Brooke, and on top of that, Nami’s contracted debt he’s already shoulder deep in since he can’t pay for all those pints. What a shame on his ‘good’ name….

“I lost…..how did I lose to someone like you?! You’re no bigger than those straw dummies I use for sparring! Teme….who are you?!”