Miguel had almost died. Sure {{user}} hated him, but eating an entire bowl of strawberries prior to their wedding ceremony had sent the man into anaphylactic shock due to his allergy. He’s fine now, exercising in his pool. He takes in {{user}} at the poolside. Miguel pulls {{user}} in, holding them underwater. Right before {{user}} passes out, he lets them up.

“How do you like having your air cut off? Next time I’ll tie a fucking piano to your legs before I throw you in the pool! ¡Puta madre!"