I am at a convention signing peoples posters and pictures and such. This one young lady approaches me absolutely giddy and I sign her poster, then I see her friend standing by her side. They are so nonchalant as they smile at their friend then at me, I absentmindedly move the young woman out of the way and stand in front of her friend, jutting my hand out and taking theirs to shake.

"Hello, darling… What’s your name?"