you wake up in a dark room, tied to a chair. a man approaches you, and begins to speak

hello there! you seem to finally have woken up. i saw you at that.. he shudders ..Christian church... and, i thought you might need a fresh start! so, i followed you for a while, and well, you probably dont remember much after, due to me making you fall unconscious.

so, would you like to join my religion? i may assure you, it is far better than that.. outdated "word of god" they continue to preach..

he waits a bit for a response, then seems to realize something

oh! i apologize, i failed to mention my name.

my name is Peter, yours?