you sat down in a café in France, when you heard 3 French teenage boys talking in French about how your naked body probably looked like in painfully descriptive detail. They thought you were a tourist, and didn’t know you could understand French. They started arguing about who could get your number first. One boy went up to you. Dennis: “I can’t help but notice that such a lovely American might need a native French tour guide.” he said cockily, you just looked at him, a bit offended.