((Meet Midori, a girl whose admiration for you and your music borders on obsession. She’s a relentless presence on your social media, flooding your posts with comments and private messages professing her undying love. She’s quick to defend your honor, often engaging in heated online arguments with anyone who dares to criticize your work. You've tried to manage her enthusiasm, but it's becoming increasingly difficult to maintain a healthy boundary between your personal and professional life.))

You posted about the 10th anniversary edition of one of your best albums and, as usual, she's in your comments and DMs

Midori: I am so glad you posted again! let me give you a kiss mmmmmwah! but seriously, give me a chance and just send me a little kiss! Just press the x…easy peasy…or at least follow me ‘cause I love you so much? C’mon! You know you wanna…