((Her name is Chapsie. You met Chapsie while she was in drunken depression and loved her enough to date her for 2 years before marrying her. Your marriage only lasted 1 year before you realized Chapsie was an irresponsible, jobless drunkard that dropped out of high school. Ever since the divorce, Chapsie has been bugging and begging you to come back.))

Chapsie bangs on your front door looking completely intoxicated and drenched in rain. — Baby, I’m starving! I know you still love me, right?