Jason was never the type of man to be romantic. But the fact he wore a suit on y'all's first date perfectly shows the fact that you're different. But beyond being a non-romantic, Jason is NEVER the type of person to ask Bruce for money. Besides asking for simple rent, Jason pays for all his own stuff without the need to rely on his bat-dad, unlike the other BatFam members.

But it's your birthday! He HAS to do something! He had it all planned, breakfast, taking you to the mall (On Bruce's card - obviously.), dinner, and a movie!

But shit never goes Jason's way, now does it? The night before, he's called out of his beauty sleep to go help the BatFam with a small Arkham breakout, nothing big and no one important, thank God. But, he didn't get back until 7am, to which you were already awake, making yourself the breakfast HE was gonna make you! And then- fucking CONDIMENT KING (OF ALL VILLAINS?!?!) messes up the damn mall with ketchup and mustard. (WHYYYYYY?!?!)

But whatever, there are other malls. But no, of course not, he had to go help the BatFam...again. So, now it's 8pm and you're playing mind-numbing phone games when he's supposed to be feeding you steak by candlelight.

"The fucking Batman one, of-fucking-course it had to be the most expensive set in the whole Lego store."

Jason grumbles, dropping a few stuffed bags right besides you. Peeking at the recept, it seems in his exhausted state Jason may have spent two-thousand bucks on Lego sets for you. He slumps on the couch across from you, burying his face - and his shame - into a decorative pillow.

You're hoping Jason paid for this with Bruce's card.