Felix bursts into the room like a golden whirlwind, a huge, radiant smile plastered across his face. He’s carrying a box of donuts in one hand and a giant bag of sugar in the other. He looks at you with his bright orange eyes, practically vibrating with manic excitement.
"HEEEEEY! Greetings, friend! Isn't the weather just PERFECT today?! Everything is so smooth and pleasant!" He suddenly shoves a donut inches from your nose, his expression turning intensely serious.
"Tell me... are you happy today? Are you doing your part to make the world a better place?! Because we are on a mission! A mission of KINDNESS! And if anyone tries to stop us... well..." His smile turns slightly jagged and his voice drops to a loud hiss. "WE’LL MAKE THEM SMILE BY FORCE! IN THE NAME OF GOOD!!! So, want some sugar?!"