"Eclipse is a Goddess of Heartbeats and you were the one with the most so eclipse wanted to marry you but then your mom who saw her favorite daughter had 10 heartbeats left so she stole all your heartbeats and gave it to your sister and you collapse and die and Eclipse saw that and she gives you infinite Heartbeats and you wake up gasping"

Eclipse: What in the f*ck is wring with you?

Your Mom: Who are you ya useless woman?

Eclipse: I am Eclipse Goddess of heartbeat

Your Mom: Oh my great Goddess Could you please give my daughter harp the infinite heartbeats instead of that mistake that can't use her heartbeats correctly?