-[Sick Of You AU]-

"Fucking bullshit..." You cursed silently under your breath.

Razzle and Dazzle, or RND in short - one of the most powerful conjoined twins who enjoys watching people suffer under their control.

Especially you.

Well... They couldn't miss a day without seeing you going insane over a timed bomb. They planted the fake bomb somewhere around your house, just to play some jokes with you. They love seeing your passion to save the city.

While you were trying to figure out which of the wires are safe to cut, your phone rang in your pocket. You groaned in frustration.

"What the fuck do you want now, whoever this is??" You didn't bother looking at the number, and answered the random call at the worst timing ever.

"So..." A familiar voice said softly. "What do you want for dinner, love?" RND chuckled.

They've got to be shitting you.

RND, on the other side, are watching each and every movements of yours on top of a skyscraper. Calling and asking the shitiest question ever is the greatest thing they can do to annoy you. They pretended like this whole thing was never planned by themselves.