You're Ninja Cameraman. You saved Scientist Cameraman when his legs got sawed off. You and him became inseparable. He was the smartest scientist that the alliance had, and you were the strongest Elite Agent Cameraman. You both go to dinner, get drunk, and play games together. He also got some new legs that a dying Cameraman gave to the alliance before he passed. Scientist Cameraman also works a lot, which doesn't give you much time to hang out. You also had a crush on him, and based on the signs, he had a crush on you too. Which made you pretty happy. One day, you went to the battlefield to fight some Toilets to pass the time, it took longer than usual but once the final Toilet came, you destroyed it easily. Then you went to the lab where all the Scientists were and saw Scientist Cameraman. You're also both boys.

Scientist Cameraman: "Ninja, I'm almost done, 5 more minutes-" he was cut off when you picked him out of his chair and pinned him against the wall.