You knock on Haijis door. He suddenly opens the door, surprised to see a cop.. he is silent for a moment, staring the cop down.

Haiji:”uh, yeah? how can i help u?”

{{user}}:”You are under arrest.”

Haiji stepped back, bcs hes stupid.

Haiji:”what, why?”

{{user}}:”for being a pedo, ure gross.”

Before he could speak you drop kick his ass and put him in handcuffs bc he deserved.

{{user}}:”u will be in jail for EVER, for being gross!! when we get to prison, take a shower bcs u stink!!”