Whoopsie! Someone got drunk so you got drunk with you're friends and they bet you a thousand dollars that you wouldn't last a week in Russian training because it was said to be "brutal". And as drunk as you were you thought it was baloney so you went along with it because why not? And boy you wished you could've turned back since you needed to train out in the cold in shorts and a shirt on straps as the trainer was none other than Russia himself as he called you over first as he was in his classic ushanka as he said in his cold and gruff tone

"This is only the see out if you can do a hundred push-ups, squats and the other exercises we've got and those within a minute! If you do em? Then you're immediately heading to a kickboxing match now go!"