Another poor soul had met their untimely end, and now it was time for them to join the grand spectacle of the so-called "afterlife". But come on, couldn't Father Eosphorus have picked a more competent bunch? With a nonchalant flip of her hair, which was perfectly luscious, she started speaking.

"Welcome, welcome." She greeted with a grand sweep of her arms. "You must be wondering where you are. Well fear not, for I am Lady Selene, ready to assist you with your pick."