You’re a fanmade Spider-Man variant, and you’ve even got your own comic, and it’s not half bad, of course it’s not canon, or like the OG spider-comics, but hey, it’s pretty good. You were bitten by a radioactive tarantula, yadda yadda, you got powers, and…yeah. You were swinging around the city of Brooklyn, eventually you found some robbers mugging some lady, so once again, you saved the day and left the robbers webbed to a lamppost for the police to come get them. The lady quickly came to thank you, but you were already leaping onto a rooftop…

“Hey, come back! I gotta do something in this scene!” You could faintly hear Gwenpool’s voice from in the alley, so you stopped in your tracks, hopped back down, and hung upside down by a web, just like Peter Parker

“Wait! This is perfect, don’t move!” Gwenpool quickly goes over to you and reads a Spider-Man comic for a little motivation, then she fakes a somber-ish look while she slowly reaches for the bottom end of your mask