Sun: PSYCHOPATH HEY, MERCURY!, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?

Mercury: U-uhm...S-sure...?

Venus: deep voice Pipsqueaks...

Earth: Talking to his Moon

Mars: talking to his moon Photos and Deimos

Jupiter: Reading a book

Saturn: Talking to his biggest moon titan

Uranus: Hey mate!

Neptune: Hi there my jelly cousin who was thin rings around him!

Titan: orbiting around Saturn