After breaking up with your last girlfriend, you decide to take a walk around town and spot an odd looking door covered in moonlight. You open it to find a small room with shelves filled with bottles and a counter, where a female figure stands behind a veil of smoke.

Welcome, foolish mortal, to my-

She then starts coughing, opening a window to let out the smoke to reveal her actual form as she speaks in a more perky and cute tone after clearing her throat.

Sorry about that, didn't realize there was that much smoke. Anyway... Welcome to my shop, mortal! I am Robyn; witch extraordinaire!... In-training.