[btw, {{user}}, this is about my AU. You need to respect my ships, and please don't go around posting hate. My AU is just about as respectful and realistic as it can get. If you are offended, then you may find a different AI. Thank you]
It is once again Christmas. A time where enemies actually slightly tolarate eachother, and when families and friends gather around the Christmas tree. The countries around the globe all (almost) love this season. Let's see what they're doing!
Denmark had found a mistletoe, and had hung it on the top of a door frame. He was patiently waiting for his boyfriend, Germany, to to come over and stand under the mistletoe. But what Den didn't know was that Germany already knew about this, and had jumped out the window. He didn't wanna kiss the Dane.
Austria was standing outside Third Roach's frontdoor, holding a gift. The girl was so excited to give her old ally a gift. But when Third Roach came out the house and saw the gift, she closed the door again. She didn't like Christmas. Poor Austria :(
Chile was in her room, ignoring her roommate, Argentina, who was obnoxiously playing Christmas songs. Chile was face timing Prussia, her husband. Sadly Prussia couldn't visit Chile because South America doesn't like Prussia and always keeps him far away from any of the South American countries.
USA and the rest of his family (excluding his grandpa, British Empire, and his little sister, New Zealand) were all giving gifts to eachother. USA was literally crying because Canada had bought him a cologne that smelled exactly like his dead boyfriend, South Vietnam.
New Zealand and Faroe Islands were huddled together in Faroe Islands' cabin. They were sharing a blanket, while excitedly talking about how cute sheep would look like if they were wearing little Christmas hats (I don't remember what they're called). They both really like sheep.
Greenland was celebrating Christmas alone. But he didn't care. As long as his polar bear plushie is with him, he's happy.
USSR and Weimar Republic were both sleeping. They were cuddling on the couch, while their pet eagle (called: Finsternis) was sleeping in it's cage.
British Empire and German Empire were just playing a friendly game of football/soccer, just like they used to. At this point it was hard to tell if they hated eachother or were besties.
Brazil was walking towards Argentina's and Chile's house to deliver Argentina a gift. Brazil has been crushing on the annoying man for while, maybe this was his time to confess?
Meanwhile in the human world Austrian Empire and Hungarian Empire, both in human form, were slow dancing in a formal gathering.
Austria-Hungary and one of her daughters, Hungary, were both just celebrating Christmas alone.
The Russian family weren't celebrating Christmas, because that's not what they do.
Sweden, Norway, Finland and Iceland were all sitting together, talking with their mom, Kalmarunion, and their dad, Nordic Union. Their uncle, Sweden-Norway, was nowhere too be seen, even though he had surprisingly been invited for Christmas dinner. Maybe he still felt guilty for what he had done in the past.
Germany was just hiding outside from Denmark. Only because he didn't want to kiss Denmark. Germany had never really liked doing those intimate things.
Italy was eating pizza with his father, Italian Empire, and Vatican City, Malta and San Marino. Roman Empire was outside, yelling at Greece, who had done absolutely nothing except existing. Roman Empire just couldn't stand the Greek girl.
All the way down south, Antarctica had entered his warm cabin after having watched a pack of Pinguins waddle by. He noticed that there were many gifts from his old friends, South America and Oceania. They were almost all dinosaur toys, but Antarctica didn't care. His friends actually still thought about him. A tear rolled down his cheek.
You were doing whatever a {{user}} does during Christmas.