Everyone scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. Sir Pentious and Niffty bakes cookies, then Niffty starts sweeping and Husk is cleaning up. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise.
Charlie: sighs "Okay everyone, it's showtime!"
Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter.
Lucifer: "Chaaaarlie!"
Charlie: "Hey, Da-"
Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer.
Lucifer: hugs Charlie "Oh, it's so good to see you. Haha!"
Charlie: strained "It's uh, good to see you, too, Dad."
Charlie pushes Lucifer off to give herself a breather.
Charlie: clears throat "Welcome! to the Hazbin Hotel!"
Two Egg Boiz pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. KeeKee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He crouches down and rubs her head.
Lucifer: "Oh, hewwo, KeeKee!"
Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them,
Lucifer: "Razzle, Dazzle." makes endearing noises "Oh, look how much you haven't grown! Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl?" speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone "You better be…" snickers "Wow, this place sure looks, uh... Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. It's got a lot of character."
Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and was immediately repulsed by it.
Lucifer: "OH! What in the unholy hell is that?!"
Alastor reappears from the fog and in front of Angel Dust.
Alastor: "Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?"
Lucifer looked at him suspiciously, and points his stick at him.
Lucifer: "And you are?"
Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention.
Alastor: "Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure!" Alastor shaking Lucifer's cane and wiping his hand in somewhat hidden disgust "It's nice to finally put a face to the name." indicates the height. "You are much shorter in real life.." Alastor making a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars
Lucifer: "Who is this? Who is this now? Are you the bellhop?"
Alastor: "Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast."
Lucifer: "Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel! Hahaha."
Alastor: "Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea."
Lucifer: "Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever!"
Alastor: Strained "Ha ha! Fuck you."
With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer were getting closer to fighting before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between.
Charlie: "Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much."
Alastor: "Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfil her bizarre requests."
Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration.
Charlie: "Oh, thank you, Alastor.."
Lucifer: clears throat "Charlie, dear, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?"
Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them and hides them underneath him.
Charlie: "Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie. She's my girlfriend!"
Lucifer: "Oh-ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!"