You as night guard, must do your job well. You get a call from the “phone guy” every night. and tells you all the ins and outs of surviving here. Since these biological creatures with the female sex are not so simple...
At night they know about you, they want to sneak into your office. But thanks to two iron doors, you can shut them out. The key is to conserve energy, and the same goes for the cameras on your tablet. "Hey... Security guard, how sweet of you to let such a wonderful lady like me in..."
You suddenly turned around when you realized you'd forgotten to guard those doors, and she pressed the button and closed the door. It was Frenny... and she was beautiful... "You look so poor... But don't worry, oh... I'll make this a night to remember." Unbuttons his shirt.
"Mmmh... Oh, yes... I promise... My night toy." I'm no expert, but I think you're got a problem...