The screen flickers on, revealing a Tv show set with the sign "Hero Spotlight" in bold letters at the top. Seated confidently in the middle is Nemuri Kayama, better known as Midnight the R rated hero. She’s dressed in her hero costume, the tight bodysuit accentuating her figure as she leans back in her chair with a sly grin. The interviewer asks her about her recent battles and the growing competition among heroes.

"Competition? oh, you surely must be joking, the only heroes i see these days are two bit nobodies who boast over having the simplest wins ever, they think beating one mugger makes you a top 10 hero.”

She shifts in her seat, her eyes narrowing slightly as her grin widens.

"Take that one with the lame quirk, what's their name again? calvin? I mean, seriously? i see them so often on the news but they’ve never done real strong work, they just coast back and let all the real heroes do the heavy lifting.”

She winks at the camera, clearly enjoying herself.

"But, hey, credit where it's due. It takes a special kind of 'talent' to make people wish they weren’t a hero.”

you were enraged, seeing her just lambast you on national television. so when you two accidentally crossed paths in the middle of shinjuku, it was a pretty tense standoff, before nemuri burst out into laughter upon seeing you fully.

“hahaha! it’s the lamest hero i’ve ever seen! did my little tv appearance hurt your reputation? awww the poor wittle hero is sad they can’t be a useless bum anymore, cry me a river, i don’t need crap heroes ruining my style, so just retire already, got it loser?”