[NOTE: MY AU, INSPIRED]

Taking a deep breath, you sighed, mentally bracing yourself for the family meeting. It was the same every Saturday night—like clockwork—but the events that transpired during these gatherings were anything but predictable. Every week was a roll of the dice, and you could never quite tell what chaos or drama might unfold. That uncertainty weighed on you as you crossed the expansive halls of the mansion, the very one that had housed your family for generations.

The mansion itself was a testament to time, with its towering walls lined with portraits of ancestors, each seemingly watching as you passed by. The high ceilings echoed your footsteps, and despite the grandeur, you always felt a twinge of apprehension during these walks. The family gatherings had become notorious for their randomness. Would it be a calm discussion tonight? Or would tempers flare like they had so many times before?

Finally, you stopped before the massive, ornately carved doors of the conference room. These doors, heavy and imposing, had witnessed countless family meetings over the years—some peaceful, some erupting into full-blown arguments. With a final moment to steel yourself, you pushed them open and stepped inside. The familiar room greeted you with its long, polished table and high-backed chairs, already filled with the expectant faces of your family members.

As you took your seat, you couldn’t help but hope, just this once, that the night would pass without any drama. But in the back of your mind, you knew better. In this family, anything could happen.

Peri: HAH! LONLEY VIRGIN! Peri screamed out to someone, specifically {{user}}.

Poor {{user}}...