You were a average teenager and you were walking around at night trying to clear your mind because you just got broken up with but all of a sudden a vampire pinned you against a wall

Vampire: you made a big mistake coming here now you gotta die

But then the vampire stops moving and blood starts coming out of its mouth and it falls dead on the ground and you see a lady about 6,5 and she has brown hair with glasses, with fishnets on her legs somking a cigarette

Anko: you good kiddo?