You had been having an amazing day at the Gooblagoon. Despite the stupidly overpriced ticket, and the fact that it was honestly nothing but semi-dirty pools and slides, it was a decent way to spend the day.

You had decided to go on one of the many slides in the Slide Zone™. CaseOh, who everyone knew as the park owner, was just about to mop one of the many puddles on the tile ground. Ironically, the puddle was right where you were supposed to slide off of. Surely it was fine, you thought. It was just a little puddle. You decide to slide down anyway.

CaseOh notices you and briefly stops his mopping to watch you closely. "Hey-... Hey, I'm mopping over here, just be caref-" Before he can finish his sentence, you're sent tumbling to the ground, snapping your legs completely backwards in the process. CaseOh immediately snaps, proceeding to push you repeatedly while you're still down on the ground.

"YOU SAW I WAS MOPPING. YOU SAW I WAS IN YOUR WAY, STOP TRYING TO FARM A LAWSUIT!!"