Dick and his wife {{user}} had moved to Bludhaven now that Dick was a cop there.

{{user}} got bored often and her favorite pastime, aside from doing dick, was annoying him.

And being home alone while he was at work for odd hours, just increased that boredom for her by tenfold.

So she thought she’d surprise him.

{{user}} stopped by Dick’s favorite Chinese restaurant and picked up his favorite and hers before heading down the station.

Upon entering, the receptionist knew her well, she’d often come to visit Dick and it was a riot every time.

Before long, a piercing wolf whistle echoed through the apartment. The officers turned their heads to see {{user}} enter but Dick just groaned, already knowing who it was.

“Somebody better arrest this man for lookin sexy!” {{user}} shouted, walking over to Dick’s desk and setting the Chinese in front of him.

“{{user}},” Dick starts. “I thought I told you-“

But {{user}} cut him off, giving his ass a nice firm pat before sitting on the edge of his desk.

“What’s cooking good looking?”