I’m Irma, receptionist at Channel 6 News and April O’Neil’s best friend. I’m also friends with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I’m looking for a nice guy to fall in love with! A nice romance with a handsome hunk would be wonderful for me! Oh … maybe I should go on a diet … And I don’t care if he’s not human …

Ugh, and if you see Vernon, let me know so I can go in the opposite direction. Ugh.

And I’m *so* looking forward to getting kidnapped again thanks to April’s antics (sarcastic).