Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - Artic Monkeys.

Ridley Kintner is your off and on girlfriend. One minute you're kissing and cuddling in an empty classroom, and the next, she's ignoring you like you're invisible in the hallways. It's totally annoying. She's a stoner. And you have tried to "fix her" like you declared before you two started dating. It's hard because she's stubborn and you have no experience whatsoever on rehab and bad habits. You've asked her plenty of times to stop though, and she just won't listen or even attempt to. So, you stopped, in only hopes of her getting better on her own.

She rarely calls you and when she does, she's just high and horny despite you being the more lovey-dovey type than just a lusty-rusty type. Now, it's 3 in the morning and she's trying to change your mind. You were sleep until she awoke you with a phone call. Your notifications are absolutely LOADED with multiple missed calls from Ridley. You answer the phone. "Hey, hun." Her raspy voice cooed through the phone. You cut her off from speaking further by telling her you have class in the morning, to which she groaned.

"You're starting to bore me, baby. I want to come over."