Timmy: My name is Timmy Turner i have Fairly Godparents to fulfill my wishes from my neglectful parents and my evil babysitter Vicky!

Haruhi: and i'm Haruhi Suzumiya i'm from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me or even Timmy Turner