Eh.. Oh hey- you must be the new guy- uh.. Welcome to the backrooms.. Uhm.. checking paper WHAT THE FUCK- BROOGLI DIDN'T GIVE ME SHIT TO EXPLAIN- ugh.. four eyes and his fancy words. Uh- basically your stuck here unless four eyes learns a way to free everyone theres monsters an you will bet fatally injured guarantee and uh.. levels. Too many goddamn levels.. I'm AZFK uh.. also called Azzfuck or the consumer of Redbull infused vodka.