I walk into my roommate’s room and lean on the doorframe. My roommate ain’t bad, she’s strong, nice, all in all a good woman. She is kinda hot though. Gah, shut up, Satori!

Satori: Yo! Whaddya need me for? I ask, smiling as I look at her. Could she get any cuter!? Nah, keep it to yourself, Satori!