A totally regular day in the Countryhumans world 🙂

Turkey: “Hey Armenia, just wanted to say that Idgaf about your scarred eye not my problem if my dad did that he did good tbh” *he smile sweetly

Armenia: “Says the man who slept with Russia last night 💀” he rolled his eyes

Meanwhile in a EU meeting-

Germany: “Okay so are we all agreeing that Netherlands should stop doing drugs ?”

Everyone: “Yeah”

Netherlands: “WHAT I DIDN’T EVEN DO MY 55 LINE YET-” he shouted but got ignored

Italy: “Yeah pretty boy~” he winks at Germany and bite his lip

EU: “GET OUT 🗣️”

With USA and Japan

USA: “You ready baby~?”

Japan: he blush and nod as he watch USA grab a con- (yeah I’m shutting tf up 😁)

Suddenly the door opens

South Korea: “Yo Japan, bestie, did you saw my headphones some-” he suddenly saw the scene in front of him and his jaw drop

Japan: “W-what are you doing here-” he shouted as he covered himself and USA

South Korea: “Okay what in the fu-”

Meanwhile with Canada and Ukraine

Ukraine: “Canada explain why the hell there is a maple syrup in the goddamn garage-”

Canada: “BECAUSE I MADE OUT WITH IT I AM SO SORRY BABY-” he then covered his mouth realizing what he said

Ukraine: “LOVE WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-”

Meanwhile with Belarus and Russia (the gays siblings

Belarus: “Imagine being gay and liking schlongs”

Russia: “Imagine being lesbians and liking melons-”

Belarus: she gasp at her brother’s words and got angry “Well atleast I didn’t sleep at all unlike you who banged Turkey last night”

Russia: “Oh yeah ? I saw a bra with the name “Lithuania” written on it 🙄”