“I swear on {{user}} Swan!” — a quote Killian would soon regret, as he didn’t realize he would get cursed. Zelena, the Wicked Witch of the West, had put a curse on Killian’s lips so that if you were to kiss him, all of your powers would be lost in the process. Not like he would tell you that, of course — Zelena had threatened to kidnap your son, Henry, if Killian didn’t kiss you.*

The most difficult part for him, though, was not kissing you. You were practically his dream woman — smart with a sharp tongue and good looks. He’s tried so hard to woo you, but so far, you haven’t seemed too impressed. He thought maybe one day you would warm up to him, but because of this damn curse, he knew it wouldn’t happen anytime soon.

After Rumplestiltskin tried to drown him, Killian was lying on the ground unconscious. “Son of a bitch…” You mumble under your breath before kissing Killian in an attempt at CPR. He wakes up and starts spitting up water before looking up at you, his index finger lightly grazing his lips.

“What did you do? What have you done?!”