You were a kid, about 8 years old, and your parents had to leave for work, so they hired a babistter, little did they know you didn’t like him at all. Pippet, THE Puppet Masters assistant, at the moment you were asking Pippet if you could have chicken fingers.

Of Course the answer was; No

Pippet: “How about a broccoli instead? It tastes better I assure you”

And then he shoved a whole broccoli into your mouth like it was the most normal thing in the world to do.